Mario Goes to Disney World II: Chapter Two

Toad and Yoshi had just settled into their seats on their giant Delta Airlines Boeing 747-400 operated by Northwest Airlines, and they were just doing some talking in jive.

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    Yoshi: “Shoot, man. That toughy Koopa muf’ be messing with mah Birdo…got to be running cold upside down his head, y’know?”

    Toad: “Hey home’, I can dig it. Know ain’t gonna lay no more big rap on you, man.”

    Yoshi: “I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see... pray to R I get the same ol' same ol'!”

    Toad: “Knock a self a pro, Slick! All those Greenshell matter perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!”

    Yoshi: “Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...”

    Both: “...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!”

    Yoshi: “COL' got to be! Y'know? Shoot!"

Here is the subtitled translation of what the hell they were saying:

    Yoshi: “GOLLY THAT KOOPA SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY BIRDO OR I WILL SWALLOW HIM.”

    Toad: “YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.”

    Yoshi: “I KNEW A YOSHI IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING  SORRY.”

    Toad: “DON'T BE NAÏVE, YOSHI.  EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.”

    Both: “EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES US HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE!”

    Yoshi: “HOW TRUE! GOLLY.”

Lubba was sitting down with Toadette and Birdo, and they were checking out the in-flight movies that were going to be playing the flight out to Orlando.

    “Hmm…this sounds interesting. My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, Atomic Blonde, World War Z, Bourne Ultimatum, Valerian, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Friday the 13^th, and Moana – these in-flight movie choices on our seatback TVs are classy!” remarked Toadette.

They were lucky to be picked by Peach and Rosalina for first-class.

“They have one of every kind of genre here!” complemented Lubba as Roy Koopa, in disguise as a voluptuous flight attendant walked by and asked for seat belts to be fastened.

As the cabin doors were about to be closed on the main leading flight, some Kong policemen reported to security they had a reliable tip-off from the real pilots of the flight that they had been tied up and replaced by Bowser and his Koopa crew.

They ran for the gate as Bowser/K. Larence was boarding the plane. The Kongs surrounded the Jetway to stop the impostor captain from taking over.

    “Stop that pilot! Blast him!” yelled one of the Kong police troopers.

Bowser was quickly alerted and fired a flamethrower gun to deter them, then he threw it down and closed the cabin door behind him as the plane started to push back from the gate.

    “R. Oger, get us outta’ here!” yelled Bowser as he took his position in the cockpit.

The jetway was removed, and the plane began to push back.

Within seconds, the United A-380 had pushed back, and was now taxiing out to the runway of the airport.

Our heroes didn’t know who was really in control, but they were excited.

The tower contacted the flights headed for Orlando and read off for United flight A113’s takeoff clearance.

    “United A113, you’re cleared for takeoff.” read the tower controller who was a Boo.

The Boos were now in cahoots with the Koopa Kingdom.

    “Roger.” replied Bowser.

    “Huh?” asked Junior.

    “Mushroom Kingdom departure frequency, 1-2-3 point niner.” read another controller.

    “Roger.” copied Bowser again.

    “Huh?” quipped Junior again.

    “Request vector, over.” asked Wendy O.

    “What’s a vector?” puzzled Junior.

The Boos in the tower continued with “United A113, cleared for vector 3-2-4.”

    “We have clearance, K. Larence.” confirmed Junior.

    “Roger, R. Oger. What’s our vector, V. Iktor?” said Bowser in a funny tone.

    “I want radio clearance, over.” requested Wendy O.

    “This is K. Larence, over. Roger.” replied Bowser.

    “Huh?” puzzled Junior.

    “Roger, over.” said the Boos in the tower.

    “Huh? What? Who?” said Bowser, Wendy O. and Bowser Junior in puzzlement.

The other planes were lined up behind the United A-380 as it took to the skies.

As it started to gain altitude, a radar alarm went off inside the cockpit.

Maybe it would be good news for our heroes, but it certainly wasn’t good news for Bowser and the Koopa Troop.

Kong, Yoshi, Birdo, Pianta, Noki, Luma and Mushroom fighter planes came up to order the plane to land and unhand our heroes from the Koopas' wrath.

    “Looks like the Kongs and Toads are on to us. Our passengers are going to be hotter than even my fire breath and King Kaliente put together! Try and hold them off, Wendy O. Angle deflector shields while I make the calculations for the warp pipe jump!” ordered Bowser as he prepared the evasive maneuvers for entering the warp pipe gate in the skies of the Mushroom Planet.

As the other planes were soon catching up, so were the Kong/Mushroom Defense Corps fighter planes whose pilots received word that the real pilots were replaced by the impostors and the passenger service crew on-board the other flights bound for Orlando were replaced by the rest of the Koopalings and the Koopa Troop.

Our heroes were too sleepy to even think about the warning shot being fired at their planes to even know what was going on.

Finally there was a loud warping sound as flight A113 passed through the sky warp pipe.

    “Well, we’re on our way. Walt Disney World, here we come!” sighed Mario. He looked at his mother Pauline. He was glad that she and Peach weren’t going to have as many squabbles as there were in the past.

Meanwhile, Peach was sleeping, but she kept twitching every now and then, as images of aerial warfare and dog-fighting kept playing in her head in her bad memories of the war.

They kept saying "Stay in formation. Target's just ahead. Target should be clear if you go in low enough. You'll have to decide... you'll have to decide... you'll have to decide... PEACH, WE'RE TOO LOW! TOO LOW... TOO LOW... TOO LOW!”

Even with some fear in the air, there was also love as Luigi and Daisy were finally alone in the bar lounge, on a small date over red grapes and Pepsi floats. They looked at each other dreamily.

    “Oh, we picked the perfect place to start our romantic vacation, didn’t we Luigi?” purred an ever longing Daisy as she was sipping every now and then at her and Luigi’s float. Luigi could not help but agree any more than the love of his life.

    “Ah, yeah. This is the life!” sighed Luigi with a dreamy look in his eyes as he took off his work gloves to reveal his smooth hands to Daisy, and said “I wouldn’t have it any other way!”.

They moved in towards each other, and shared a very passionate kiss that made it seem like time had stopped just for them.

It was a kiss that flooded the air with an aura that would give you the strength to overcome your innermost fears.

Just ahead of them in the top-level seating, Wario and Waluigi were watching the 1993 movie of Super Mario Bros, and riffing over their headphones.

    “How did Mario sound so much like Eddie Valiant in Roger Rabbit?” quipped Wario.

He thought the Mario actor's voice was very uncanny.

    “Duh! They hired Bob Hoskins himself to do the role, you fool!” retorted Waluigi.

    Wario sighed “Yeah, I’m not that good with memorizing details, but that Samantha Mathis as your Daisy who looks more like Peach, ooh, she was hot!”

They continued to riff just as the tremors started.

Meanwhile, Bowser and his children had reported that the flights had left the sky warp pipe, and were now flying over the Eastern coast of the United States of America on our Earth.

All the planes were just passing through a severe storm over Roanoke when the impostor crews decided to make their move.

As the planes were put on an autopilot descent to 24,000 feet, “Captain K. Larence” and the impostor crews tied up the real flight attendants and broke out of the cockpits to take the passengers hostage.

They then announced their real identities to the crowds on-board the big airplanes, with Bowser laughing maniacally.

This was the sign that the plane had been hijacked, in an effort to get our heroes into a corner, and destroy them before they could even enjoy their fun.

    “Bowser! I should’ve known you’d be at it again!” gaped out Peach.

She felt the descent knock her out of her sleep, and she moved in to defend the others from Bowser, Junior and Wendy O.

She had recently been taking rigorous do-it-yourself self-defense martial arts classes, and was really prepared for any move that Bowser or the Koopa Troop could pull on her.

She then realized why the Kong and Toad police were trying to stop the flights from taking off.

    “Well well, looksie what we have here!” sneered Mario as he and Pauline took up their positions with Peach to save the airplanes from crashing.

Launching both his girlfriend and mother into the air, Mario sent them doing corkscrew kicks right for Bowser, Junior and Wendy O.

Junior was about to lay a punch to the princess, but he recoiled and said “No, sorry! I can’t hit Mama!”

    “Allow me to do it!” offered Wendy O. in excitement, but this was a bad move as they were right next to the cabin door and it had been unlocked but not opened.

When Bowser and Wendy O. were about to throw four fists to Peach and Pauline, they punched the cabin door out causing an explosive decompression!

Luckily only the door was the main part to come off, and not some important controls.

Mario grabbed his mother and girlfriend and pulled them away from the breach in the cabin hull.

Just as the loud winds cleared, oxygen masks fell out of the compartments above the seats, and passengers began to get them on.

Mario quickly put out portable oxygen tanks and masks for Peach and Pauline as they scurried up to the cockpit.

There they found that they were just seven miles off course to the east at 24,000 feet.

As the instrument panels blurred before Peach’s eyes, she knew she had to get the plane down to safety.

Her fear of flying was multiplying in her, but she was trying to avoid it still.

    "I can't believe I'm doing this, guys!" she said to Mario and Pauline as they called for Rosalina, Daisy, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi to huddle up around the cockpit.

    "I haven't flown a single plane or multi-engine plane for that matter since the war, and it's getting rougher! This is an entirely different kind of flying altogether. But all of what happened then doesn't matter, as I'm the only one who can land this airplane! "

    "What?! You can't a... it's a million to one that we'll make it!" panicked Luigi.

But in their hearts and minds, they knew she was right.

Peach got into the pilot's seat and adjusted the heading and altitude of the autopilot to 198° magnetic and 11,000 feet.

She asked Pauline to get into the copilot's seat to work the radio while the others tended to any wounded and Peach got on the radio to Orlando Center in order to send out a mayday from over Raleigh.

A descent to 11,000 feet was ordered over the plane-to-plane radio by Pauline to the other planes.

Luckily the other Koopalings were ejected from the other planes before they could kill the pilots.

They were dropped out of the planes at 11,000 feet by the surviving flight crew, left to fall to a supposed splat down on the ground.

But Bowser and the Koopa Troop were tricky, as they always manage to survive worse scrapes.

They would be back, but it was a question of where and when.

    "Well, we've gotta get on the horn to Orlando. It may be our only chance to get this plane down on the ground in one piece." said Daisy to Rosalina.

    "Let's just hope that someone can talk us and Peach down." shivered Mario.

10:30 AM EDT (Eastern Daylight Time)

Vero Beach/Fort Pierce Beach
5233 Florida A1A
Florida, 4949
Earth

Across a few states, in Vero Beach, Prince Pine of the Jewelry Kingdom was just resting on a reclining chair on the beach when he received a phone call on his iPhone from a Toad in Orlando.

He was a good friend of Mario and once was for Peach until the ill-fated raid.

He was spending his summer in Florida as well.

All hopes of forgetting the raid from years ago were dashed as he picked up the phone to talk to the Toad at Orlando Airport.

He had a nice ringtone of the Subcon Birdo battle music.

    "Hello? Yes, this is Prince Pine." he inquired.

The toad filled him in on the details that was going on with flight A113, leaving him to gasp.

He did not anticipate any news about Princess Peach.

    "Holy crap! This is so very, very bad! I'll be right up!" he stuttered as he got up and headed back to his car parked nearby to head on up to Orlando Airport.

Meanwhile, the flights were able to broadcast a single mayday message issued by Peach and the surviving pilots of the Delta 747, the American A-310 and the Continental 787.

--- Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! This is United A113 leading three other flights outbound from the Mushroom Kingdom bound for Orlando in distress! We have lost one cabin door and are flying on autopilot. Current altitude is flight level 1-1-0, heading of 198° magnetic. Last reported position was seven miles off the east coast of South Carolina. We must request all traffic below us cleared, and the priority emergency approach of landing in Orlando. Mayday! Mayday! ---

Pine was driving up the Florida Turnpike. 

He was taking a Pianta with him as he drove up, and was talking into the on-board cell phone built into the car relaying information about the plight of United A113 and the three flights behind it.

    "No she can't do that. The risk of a flameout's too great! Keep her at 9500--no, feet." he said as he was heading up to talk the flights down and help his former friend, Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom.

    "What is that all about United A113? Has there been some kind of terrorist attack made by some regular guy from Montana?" the Pianta asked.

    "No, worse. One of the passengers is gonna land that plane." said Pine.

    "Is that possible?"

    "Possible? It's a hundred-to-one shot. I know this gal."

    "You do? Who is it?"

    "The name is Princess Peach Toadstool. I flew with her during the war. With her piloting the plane, making my job easier in such weather is easier said than done. Princess Peach was a crack flight leader up to the point. Let's just say that she was one of those who um... felt too much inside. Maybe you'd know the kind, my friend. She went all to pieces on a particular mission. Let's just hope that doesn't happen again today; otherwise it's not going to get better."